Holiday humor column submission for print or digital. No cost. 515 word count.

Holiday humor column submission for print or digital. No cost. 515 word count.

Elf on the Shelf is suffering with anxiety disorder “Some kids are scared of me,” cried Elf as he rested in my flurry office chair. “Because parents say bad kids won’t receive gifts from Santa when I tattle.” I told Elf that spying on others is naughty, not nice and can be considered creepy. And spying can make children feel paranoid. I asked Elf if he knew what other doll comes to life when nobody […]